Daryl’s Rant
You know youâre a fitness freak When
20. Youâve never missed a family function to train legs
19. Youâve individually purchased all the âBâ Vitamins
18. Youâve used more ice on your body than you have in drinks
17. Lululemon sends you greeting cards
16. You know how many calories you burn in 42 minutes on the elliptical machine
15. You know what polyunsaturated means and actually take it into consideration
14. Your daily lunch bag has been mistaken for luggage
13. Youâve called around to all the local gyms asking if âtheyâre open on a holidayâ
12. You have more than one gym membership
11. You know where every âSwiss Chaletâ is within a 25 mile radius
10. You NEVER pass a mirror without stopping briefly to flex your triceps
9. Youâve EVER kissed either one of your biceps
8. You know what HIIT means
7. Youâve ever tried to blend unconventional items such as broccoli, yams or chicken breasts into liquid form
6. Youâve shaved the back of your hands
5. Youâve shaved your lower back
5. Youâve said the words, âtwo moreâ more than anyone you know
4. Youâve set your alarm clock to eat
3. You feel âfatâ when your abs arenât plainly visible
2. Youâve missed a car payment to buy creatine and fat burners
1. You compete with the WBFF www.wbffshows.com
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